No silly, not that dragon, we’re off to Wales tomorrow – it’s holiday time! Actually first stop is a bit away from the valleys, it’s York, where The Genealogist goes to the Family History Fair and The Grasshopper cleans up in the brownie points department. To keep The Urchins entertained for the day I’ve two options in mind – either vikings or steam trains. Whoo whoooo.
Today it’s the final day at school for the little cherubs, their last day in P1 and P2 respectively. Then they’re under my feet for weeks on end, meaning that The Grasshopper has to have outings at silly o’clock; shopping, banking and trips to the post all have to be accompanied by whining and arguments. Oh the joys of the school holidays.
Also this week The First Born has finally been able to get an interview in the IT sector, just a couple of years post graduation. If nothing else it’s a good experience, and an occasion to remember how to put a tien on.
Then finally on Sunday we should arrive at Brecon, car permitting as a very concerning battery light has been intermittently displayed of late. The suspicion is alternator problems; the local motor factor has quoted almost £200, and neither he nor his supplier has stock but would have to order from the factory. So we’ll head off anyway, with fingers crossed and AA card in the pocket.
Sadly our first week will be interrupted as The Genealogist has to take a couple of days out and catch a flight to Inverness for the funeral of a dear friend. Sadness descends, and we have to hope that the car survives until we find the way to Bristol airport.
The tone will lighten and by week two, suitably worn out from the bookshops at Hay on Wye, we head for the coast, near Aberystwyth. Will the car hold out? Will we get the tent up, and down and up again? What will the weather throw at us and will the tent and the tempers stand up to it?
Before we go it’s time for another little rant. The BBC and their take on politics in Scotland again come top of the list. After brief signs of a sudden acceptance that the SNP are in government and deserve to be, having earned their majority through sheer good performance in the face of four years of adversity, Brian Taylor blogged something that may have been seen as supportive, certainly not hostile. Then we have another FMQs and from that comes the usual skewed reportage, villain in chief these days seeming to be Raymond Buchanan. Balance? Impartiality? Not a chance, that handbook hasn’t been handed over yet, if it even exists.
The government is commendably introducing legislation to try and deal with our sectarian problem, particularly in and around football stadia, and perhaps more importantly, on the on-line forums. It was evident that time was too short to have working processes in place for the start of the football season so in a very eloquent and persuasive response to questions the First Minsiter confirmed he would extend the debating period to obtain cross party support, notwithstanding the majority he could have used to bludgeon it through, until the end of the year, the start of the foorball season being relatively unimportant in relation to the greater good. I will gloss over the jibes from Elmer Fudd in putting his question. He never did know when to take Yes for an answer. But the BBC’s bulletins report it all as a u-turn; an admission that Salmond was right when proclaiming not to have a monopoly on wisdom etc etc. I prefer to take the view that good decisions have been made for all the right reason. Statesmanlike, that was the performance I witnessed at FMQs yesterday; and childish the reporting by the state-funded public service broadcaster.
Another rant is aimed at the offices and procedures of RBS, another state-owned operation these days. Ordinarily I keep all business matters well away from these utterances but so wound up am I by this giant of banking that I cannot keep my own counsel on this one. Twice in recent months I have been frustrated by requests from this monolith, the bank that was at the heart of the country’s ruin. Each time I am reminded of the largesse of the bankers as they vie with the parliamentarians in trying to oust lawyers from the bottom rung of the ladder. As a taxpayer I am part of the body of people with a stake to the tune of 86% of the ownership in this organisation that uses our money to pay obscene bonuses to those that brought the organisation to ruin, whilst at the same time keeps the economy floundering with very restrictive lending of our money back to businesses and homeowners. I am old enough to remember the former chief executive when he was just an accountant trampling his way up the ladder of success within the profession, before banking became his speciality after the liquidation of BCCI 20 years ago. The liquidation bit must have stuck.
Anyway I have had to deal with requests for information on the part of clients to deal with money laundering compliance, taking some three months to grasp the relationship between trustees and settlor, the latter deceased. Now I have had to deal with requests for references, finally requested, a week or more later, formally on letterhead after word comes back from higher up dictating that the informalities of email are insufficient for that purpose. So why go down the informal email process in the firat place I wonder, thinking all of the time of the esteem which this organisation is quickly pouring down the stank? Utterly frustrating, time consuming, and very disrespectful, particularly for the poor clients stuck in the middle, the ones that many firms of accountants would not hesitate to bill heavily for time pent on such matters.
While we’re at the ranting thin what about the joys of rural life. Of late around these parts we’ve had thefts from 3 of the 5 properties along this stretch of road. Strangers wander around, citing ‘right to roam’ as they cross you’re fields, knuckles dragging, with aggressive wee dugs or ferrets terrorising any rabbit or hare that crosses their path. They bring their moto-X bikes to bombard your ears for hours on end; churn up all the muck they can find taking their mud-pluggers off road; quad bikes roam around like hornets. The peace of the coutryside is beyond the resources of the police, shattered by neds and delinquents, and they all believe they have the ‘right’ to do whatsoever they please. That’ll be the same rights that the UK Supreme Court is inflicting on Scots Law.
Ah, but the sun shines and if I take the bike for a wee run I might cross paths with the odd horse and rider, and most are odd, or stop and listen to the skylarks twittering away, and all the problems quickly disappear.
Rant over, steam escaping from ears. Calm descends, slowly.
Now, where’s that dragon, boyo?